Since 2012 is almost here, this’ll be the last relevant time I can scream this at you all:
THIS IS NOT THE MAYAN CALANDER. THIS IS AZTEC. Yes, I know its one of the first Google Image results you get for the Mayan Calendar, and is frequently referred to as such. THAT IS WRONG.
This is the (to be more precise, a) Mayan Calendar:
THE AZTECS AND MAYANS HAD TWO VERY DISTINCT AND VERY DIFFERENT ART STYLES, THEY ARE NOT HARD TO TELL APART. iF IT LOOKS SCARY AND INTIMIDATING, AND INVOLVES OPEN MOUTHS OR VIOLENT FACES? IT’S PROBABLY AZTEC. IF ITS GOT DUDE WITH BIG NOSES AND SQUASHED-SQUARE LIKE GLYHS, ITS PROBABLY MAYAN.
Now bring me liqour and thick-thighed women to kiss before I destroy the world on December 80th, 2013.
THIS, PEOPLE, GET YOUR STUPID SUPERSTITION RIGHT
